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Luis, along with Luck Lucy, Stone Boyfriend, Lady Morgen Von Klaw, and Kidney Vetch; Room 55:

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"Very well! We shall provide protection services all the way to your point of entry~ In exchange..."

Lucy tapped her chin with a single finger.

"How about say... a token sum of money... about 75 gold for each of us... and everything you know about this Zamia Torn and its location."

Yoshiko room 55
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Lucy looked at her Boyfriend and then back at Morgen. Obscuring the bottom half of her face with a sleeve she tried putting together pieces of what the colorfully armored lady had said.

Pointing to the vines. Flowers. Orchid men. Burning?

Dammit fuzbear.

"I once offer you my condolences, Lady Von Klaw. And, as agreed, I offer the services of this Cleric here to ease the pain of your wound~"

Lucy called  Luis over and pointed him towards Morgan, whispering "Do your thing, don't screw up."

"So what will you do now, Lady Von Klaw? Do you wish to leave this Maze? Or do you require our expertise to mend your Orchid problem? I'm pleased to inform you that we have, in fact, emerged from a room consisting of Orchid Men and survived completely intact. Obliterated much of them too~"

Lucy signalled with a hand behind her back for the Boyfriend to maaaaybe move to the side away from view a little.

Yoshiko, Room 55
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"Lucky Lucy" shot a glare at the painted knight before putting on a sly grin.

"Now now~ Let us not put false intent into other people's mouths~ It's bad for business if the accused was in fact an innocent customer. Plus..."

She leaned forward slightly.

"You'd unintentionally give away valuable info towards the wrong people. What if I told you that I do not, in fact, know what this "Syndicate Contract" you are referring to was? You'd have in fact leaked out this info to a new potential rival."

She stood back upright.

"But~ That is just a possibility. As I've said, all private information stays in these walls. Instead, let us behave as tradeswomen and negotiate some deals. Like, for instance, medical aid for you in exchange for more information on this "Contract". My condolences to your men, by the way."

She bowed.

"I'm sure they fought bravely. Although I'd like to know more of what you mean by the Orchids. Perhaps we could help you deal with that issue too."

Yoshiko Room 55
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Yoshiko put her hands up shoulder-high.

"Now now, let us not engage in violence~ I'm but a passing merchant looking for new wares~ I go by the name Lucky Lucy~"

She turned the attention over to the Statue Boyfriend.
"This would be my newly employed golem assistant and-"

She then shifted the attention towards Luis.
"This... canine companion... is Luis, a cleric under my employ for the time being~"

After formally introducing the group, she addressed the colorfully armored woman once more.

"So. Who might you be and what is your purpose here? Don't worry, any private information will stay within the confines of this... colorful room. Speaking of, I do admire that armor of yours~"

Yoshiko, Room 56
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Her ears perked up.

"Know whaaaat 'old th'thought."

Yoshiko handed her Boyfriend the large cloth.
"Go turn 'round an spread y'arms with it will'ya, love? Make sure y'spread it real wide. An' you, don't y'dare peek, mutt."

Using her Boyfriend's makeshift curtain, she quickly changed into her fine dress and dolled herself up.
@Jiisuri:  1d20 + 3 LUCKY LUCY MODE ON = (12)+3 = 15

She emerged from the curtain and took back the cloth.

"*ahem* The vines lead forth to the North, where is, perchance, other intruders. Stay or join me, the choice is yours~"

Yoshiko room 34/56
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Yoshiko eyed the sarcophagus.

"...don't touch that just let. S'prolly bad news if not done proper."

She then went over to the North wall and placed an ear onto it, attempting to listen in on the other side.

@Jiisuri:  1d20+4 listening North wall = (16)+4 = 20

"Y'wanna light th' candles or check whose cacklin, fuzzyface?"

Yoshiko Room 28-34
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"... y'point?"
Yoshiko made a quick count of her flasks of oil.

"I'm sure th' dead 'ere will listen if m'dearest lad 'ere can. If th'git violent w'could book it. Maybe set fire t'em. Sides, th'vines lead 'ere. Can't get m'dear away from 'ere w'thout findin' th'roots."

She paused.

"Oh, speaking of."

She signalled for her boyfriend to wait a moment before quickly making a stop at that place she could have sworn had have gardening tools to get a pot of soil. She returned with said pot of soil.

"Aight, w'good now."

Yoshiko room 28-34
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"Oi, mutt. Y'comin' or wot?"

Yoshiko signalled for her boyfriend to enter first before helping her in.

Yoshiko Room 28+

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Yoshiko tiptoed and tapped on her Boyfriend's shoulder and pointed to the loose bricks.

"Mind 'elpin' me remove these, love?"

Yoshiko will assist Boyfriend in removal of the bricks if he decides he wants to do that.

Yoshiko Room 28
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Yoshiko winced as she patched up her wound. She grumbled.
"Damn scatterbrained bear leavin' whilst I was speakin'..."

Expending 2 out of 3 hit dice
@Jiisuri:  1d8 hitdice1 = (2) = 2
@Jiisuri:  1d8 hitdice2 = (5) = 5
current hp: 5+2+5=12

She stood back up after the pain from had subsided a little more.

"Oi, twinklemutt, do me a favor an 'elp m'sniff up th'source o' th' vines woul'dya?"

She began to trace the vines coming from her boyfriend towards their source Northwards.

Perception check of vines
@Jiisuri:  1d20+4  = (12)+4 = 16

Yoshiko Room 28
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"Hmnnn... guess there's no 'elping it."
Yoshiko observed trail of vines from the Boyfriend.

"In that case I'd like you t'elp me find his roots and pull em out. Transfer em t'say... a pot o' dirt. Should be some with th'gardening tools there."

Yoshiko Room 31-28

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Yoshiko left the room quickly, rejoining her Boyfriend.
"Settles it then, th'vines be what keep y'going. By which case..."

Yoshiko headed back to the two fuzzy boys.

"Any of you know if the vines can survive on its own when cut out? And if not, maybe... trace the source of the vines on my pal here?"

Yoshiko Room 28-???

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"Well, now that tis' all settled, I'ma go check'n 'nother room back there."

Yoshiko clung onto the Statue Boyfriend's arm, pulling him towards the door labelled "Storage".

"Alright lessee whass'n ere. Oh, by the by.."

She engaged her boyfriend.

"Y'wouldn' 'appen t'know where y'vines lead would'ya? Tryn' t'figure out 'ow t'git you outta 'ere."

Perception roll for the room if neccessary:
@Jiisuri:  1d20 +4  = (9)+4 = 13

Yoshiko will slowly check out the room and, if safe, rest in there.

Yoshiko placed a hand on the statue's shoulder, in a gesture akin to "it's ok, don't beat that one up."

"Not sure if it understands speech. I'm going to go check the back and see if I can bring my friend outside. Also, watch the pig. It was nasty."

She spoke up to address Sovereign

"Also go 'head and check it, just don't die or somethin'. And DON'T BREAK THE TREASURE!"

Yoshiko Room 28
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Yoshiko first took her... boyfriend and met up with the rest of the group.

"So ab..."
She cleared her throat, seeing that she was speaking to Aaron too.
"So about my friend you nearly killed by burning things... TWICE... He's... kind of my new boyfriend. Helped me against those other statues that you AGITATED. Also we danced."

She pointed at the owl.

"That one can attest to helping me. Now with that said, do NOT burn anymore vines here."

She took out a dagger, readying herself to quickly carve off the Id Pig's horns before anyone else would.

Yoshiko room 28

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Yoshiko watched with elation as her statue boyfriend took down the other statue. This shifted to concern as she saw him also fall to his knees, losing vines.

She made her way over the pig and saw... fire on vines. Walking over to the group, she took out a water pouch and sprinkled it over the fire before STOMPING on Aaron's remaining foot.


Yoshiko Room 28
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Sighing, the cat decided she should probably at least make this ugly task a quick one.

With a quick flick, she let loose another sling bullet towards the bad statue's knees, strafing out and back into her safe spot behind her boyfriend.

@Jiisuri:  1d20+6  = (12)+6 = 18
@Jiisuri:  1d4 +1d6+4 sneakattack = (3)+(1)+4 = 8

Yoshiko room 28

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The shattering of another statue was very clearly audible. Along with the outburst of a very angry half-elf.

Yoshiko could only sigh. There was no non-violent solution possible now. Not with this group of raging buffoons.

1d20 +6 slingbooletatbadstatue = (3)+6 = 9

In a very halfassed manner, Yoshiko whipped out a loaded sling and flung a rock at the bad statue's knees.

The bullet just bounced off the rock in similarly halfassed manner.

Sighing and clearly not motivated,  Yoshiko slid back behind her boyfriend's protection.
"Y'got this, lad."

"Ell' if I know! Calm them down? Apologise? Give them water? I mean how would you like it if you cut off someone's arteries!?"

Yoshiko squinted, recalling Aaron not possessing any cutting weapons. Her accent slipped back.

".. wait,you didn' try burnin'm dincha?"

Yoshiko shouting in Room 28
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Yoshiko stopped and cleared her throat, realising Aaron was there. He had trouble deciphering her accent and slang.

"Aaron, lad? What did you mean by... freeing their bindings? Because it looks to me these things live and die by those vines!"

Yoshiko, Room 28-31
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Seeing the vile pig rambling about desire bite it, Yoshiko let out a sigh of relief. Now she had to make sure the mad dog and what she presumed was an enraged Aaron were alright on the other side. And not making the situation worse. She very much doubted the latter.

Seeing her "boyfriend" and the other statue pummel each other to no avail, she decided to take a gamble. One of favor. And appeal.

She placed a hand in front of the attacking statue in a halting gesture before going to her "boyfriend's" side and giving him... a hug. Making a pouty face, she gently lead her boyfriend over to the room her comrades were at, keeping watch and readying herself to hide behind the good statue at the sign of danger.

Yoshiko will be leading her boyfriend over to the others as if she was a girlfriend. She will also be using the Dodge action if possible while at it with boyfriend by her side for extra protection.

Yoshiko room 29
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From behind her romantic guard, Yoshiko threw another flask of oil at the pig with clearly bad intentions.

Using inspiration
@Jiisuri:  repeat(1d20+4,2)  = (18)+4 = 22, (9)+4 = 13

She scurried back behind her bodyguard, and heard yelling from the other room. It was the dog with many anger related issues. She recalled that there was a commotion over there before the other statues went nuts.


She decides to check the door with her paw.

@Jiisuri:  1d20+2+2 perceptiondoorcheck = (19)+2+2 = 23

Finding nothing odd with the door, she opened it slightly. Hopefully there is a guy in charge of this garden to reason with.

Yoshiko, Rooms 28-30
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Yoshiko was about to taunt at the pig further, but it's sudden display of power to break free from its own bonds proved unexpected. She let out a cry of pain as the horn cut her arm and immediately took evasive actions.

Out of instinct, she ended up behind her Boyfriend Statue, who had... protected her?

This was certainly a first. From something(one?) like that too.

Yoshiko found herself dazed for a while before she remembered she was in in quite a bit of danger. She clutched her arm and pointed at the Id Pig.

"Help me, please! Es' tryin't kill me!"
With that, she kept herself light on her feet and focused her attention on the other statue.

Yoshiko takes Disengage as a bonus Cunning Action, and goes behind Boyfriend to avoid pig attack. She will then take Dodge action with her attention to other statues.

Yoshiko, room 29-30, audible from room 28
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Something about what the pig said pissed Yoshiko off. It sounded enticing at first, riches and comfort. Anyone would like that. Anyone sane.

However, any conman would promise that. And this one was probably cheating with magic.

The punch in the gut from nearby simply helped her snap to her senses.

"Riches? Luxury? Interesting. Yess... but..."

She whipped out a flask of oil and dunked it onto the pig.

"Y'need t'learn bout negotiatin', y'big tub o'lard!"

Her hands moved quickly, retrieving and slapping a flask of alchemist's fire at the pig.

"Nah talk, y'horned swine! Y'make deals o' my terms, no tricks! Else i'not free y'from th' fire'ell an 'av bacon f'supper!"

In infernal
"Or would you prefer to talk in this tongue, you arrogant stinkhole!

Yoshiko, Room 29/30
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resist vs sitting on bench: 1d20+2  = (10)+2 = 12

Yoshiko looked at the bench and her courtier's offer to sit. It seemed harmless. Comfortable really. Like nothing could go wrong. However, something about this felt a little awkward for her. Especially with the grunting thing at the next room. Especially. Did it just speak?

Needless to say, she thought it best to delay it for a bit, instead offering it to sit first, as she began to yell at the huge lump, knowing the statues wouldn't understand her.


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