Hey! I haven't been around since the 2010 Speed Death Tournament. I mentioned the invitational to my roommate, who thinks he's gonna join. In the meantime, here I am! Back again.
Let's do this.
The seventh son of a seventh son, Orion comes from a long line of illegitimate bastards, and he's proudly carrying on the tradition. Such is the life of a born-and-bred Carnie! Indeed, this fellow has worked every midway and circus big-top from one end of the globe, to the other. Such is his claim, but this drawling hick has a taste for hyperbole, exaggeration, and embellishment. Surely, though, he's been around: he collects stories and tattoos on his travels, and is a proud keeper of a century's worth, today.
The manner of magic this Seventh possesses comes in handy, here. You see, Orion's ink is very much alive, constantly changing subject matter and placement. Brought to life by his colourful tales, it often wanders right off his skin!
In short, Orion Seventh is a con-man, a petty thief, a rake and a scoundrel. Don't listen to a word he speaks, and you'll be fine.