WEEK 3
Kitty Fashion’s new line of kitty fashion came out to mixed reactions from the critics.
17. You start shaving in a hurry, cursing yourself for always pushing things to the last minute. One day that bad habit will be the death of you. The phone rings: It’s Mario… That day may have already come. Mario is angry, he asks you why you’re not there already…
-If you want to lie to Mario, go to 45;
-If you want to tell Mario to suck a dick, you’ll be there when you’ll be there, go to 130;
-If you want to tell Mario the whole story, go to 8;
-If you want to drop the phone in the sink, go to 20;
Mayor Pitt’s strong rule has managed to keep the town safe from the marauders for the last twenty years. I’m affraid to think where we’d be without her…
19. Mario is now facing you with his trusty brass knuckles. “You done fucked up this time”, he says, “you think you can get away with our secrets like that? You think you’re untouchable? I can find ten trannies better suited for the job just by throwing a rock in the street!” And then he suddenly moves in to strike you. What do you do?
-If you try to fight him head-on, go to 68;
-If you attempt to run away, go to 230;
-If you think blackmail can still reason him, go to 85;
-If you want to remind him that really, being a transvestite has nothing to do with the job, go to 141
Yup.
We found her sitting at the foot of the mountain, just as the groundskeeper told us we would. She knew who we were, but could hardly care for our problems. She said if we needed her help to see our destiny, we were on the wrong path. “If there was a really big boulder in your path, or if you were attacked by an elephant, then perhaps I could help you. Nothing good could come of knowing your future.”
We all agreed that she was the most useless oracle EVER.
99 Problems and a Cat
Croi Desai vs. HR99
@ 12:30 AM Apr 23rd