[Wolcik]

I was hoping for the computer virus - now I hope someone will get creative, and not just add a hacker to the mix.

And I'm not kidding - she was in the hospital only for a day, but she didn't tell if she was only held hostage against her will or something else happened. We'll get photos from different sources but they won't be as nice.

[PyrasTerran]

I was hoping for the computer virus

Great minds!



And,

I wish your friend the best

[Red]

I don't believe there are any other people lined up for this, so whoever wants to come murder this guy, please do so! Feel free to go again if you've already participated.

and I hope your friend is ok Wolcik, that's horrible!!

[PyrasTerran]

I don't believe there are any other people lined up for this, so whoever wants to come murder this guy, please do so! Feel free to go again if you've already participated.

Or we could just accept the inevitable and embrace our new machine overlords who will be running on Byte>Bark.   :]

[Mister Kent]

I have an idea but won't get to work on it until I get home. If anyone wants to jump on it in the meantime feel free !

[Mister Kent]

Here he is! I didn't make a hacker, so bonus points, right?

To kill byte>bark.exe, they needed to call in a specialist. They needed an exorcist—NO. A Technorcist. Once a lowly IT specialist, the man who would be the Technorcist underwent a spiritual awakening, allowing him to heal computers with miracles based on his faith in technology. He can also dispel malware with an arcane ritual…

[Red]

Just bumping this to see if anyone else feels like murdering.

[Fed]

mmmm... murder..

I'll stab and quarter the character portrayed above - Just give me time to get out of the office ^^

EDIT: Is there like a time-limit on this? Obviously I can't be dragging my heels for days, but there is no "Post within 12 hours or suffer the shame of disappointing THE INTERNET"-clause? Social life intervening >.<

[Fed]

Beware Traveller, for the woods around Void City is the home of the meat-eating giraffe.

Pencils because I'm lazy artistic

[Fred]

MAN EATING GIRAFFES.
YES.
I WANT TO MURDER THAT.

[Red]

Let's say the time limit is 2 days. If anyone can't hit the deadline, just say something and we can skip you. You can always just jump in when you're ready.

[GlassesSerpent]

I'd like in if there's any more space in this jam!

[Energy]

Hey, can I jump in?

[Red]

Yeah! So the order is:

Le Fred
GlassesSerpent
Energy

[Fred]

Giraffes VS the hunter's grand-daughter.
Next, the hunter's grand-daughter VS -?? ??

[Wolcik]

Yeah! So the order is:

Le Fred
GlassesSerpent
Energy

then ME

[Fed]

That's hilarious LeFred! ^^

[William_Duel]

Fine.  I'll jump in after Energy.  Get me drawrin again.

[Red]

Le Fred, you win at Voiding. You are the champion.

Next up is

GlassesSerpent

Followed by:

Energy
Wolick
William Duel

[Mister Kent]

"tastes like ass"

LE FRED!!!!!! I LOVE ITTTTT!!

[GlassesSerpent]

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the phrase "giant two-headed lumberjack" came to mind and I knew it was to be so.
His name is Dirk.  He spends most of his time modifying flannel shirts to have two neck-holes.

[Ahmed]

I'm into the idea that two heads would share one beard. Haha

[Sabulive]

He must be a Tasmanian, Crafty

[Mister Kent]

I'm into the idea that two heads would share one beard. Haha

It's more efficient that way I like this lumberjack!!

[Red]

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the phrase "giant two-headed lumberjack" came to mind and I knew it was to be so.
His name is Dirk.  He spends most of his time modifying flannel shirts to have two neck-holes.

ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyy goddddddddddd.