And no Coffee because I don't drink hot liquids...That's the devil's temperature.
Nah, in reality I just don't like Coffee.
http://www.starbucks.com/coffee/via/via-log/occasion/recipes/post/905#content-anchoroooooor, what I make for myself at home on my days off
put the following into a mug
1 pack Starbucks VIA (any kind. It HAS to be Starbucks VIA for this to work. I say this not because I work for Starbucks but because I've attempted it with other instant coffees like Nescafe and since other instant coffees are not ground as finely as VIA, they will not blend into it easily)
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2 tablespoons Starbucks Mocha Powder (I imagine sweetened cocoa powder or chocolate syrup will do the job too, provided you'll be adding less chocolate syrup)
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2 tablespoons hot water
stir it all really well, it's very important that the water you added is hot so the powders will mix. When you add the cold milk you pretty much have no hope of mixing the powder itself anymore than that.
very vanilla soy milk or any of your favorite milk, I use vanilla soy because the vanilla boosts the flavor, I'm not sure how well it would work with regular milk but if you use just Hershey's chocolate syrup instead of the mocha powder I imagine the Hershey's would take the bite off of the coffee.
the results are chocolate awesomeness with as much caffeine as a cup of coffee. While I love the flavor of coffee, you won't taste it at all so even coffee haters would like it. This is also super awesome hot, so if you have any hot chocolate mix sitting around and want to be ghetto, just toss the VIA in there.
If you're scared to try coffee, since you're in Columbus, get your ass to Giant Eagle and go to the tea/coffee section (for the non Ohio people, Target also carries this). Giant Eagle carries the holy grail of deliciousness
fuckin Tazo Chai concentrate. For best results add the Chai to vanilla soy milk since I believe this concentrate isn't sweetened like the stuff Starbucks uses so it's kind of bland unless you give it a little extra sugar.
There, all of you are now armed with coffee and tea recipes, I don't want to hear any pansies being all "I needed to sleep" when I have given you my coffee knowledge.
For the coffee lovers out there, fuck all the fancy stuff. A large coffee at most any place, even a gas station, should have roughly 400+mg of caffeine. Don't even look at espresso beverages, a shot of espresso only has about 75mg of caffeine a shot so it's far more efficient and cheaper to just get a massive cup of coffee.
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