Meet Esquellio Bonehead. He is eighteen, and has pink hair. Esquellio, just in case you haven\'t noticed, is a living skeleton-boy. He fancies himself quite the sexy mofo, and therefore declines to wear a shirt, ever. He enjoys playing videogames, watching the history channel, rocking out like a freaking retard (this includes singing, which he can\'t do for shit - he does not realize this, and never will), and anything pink. He is not afraid to admit this, for as Esquellio would say, \"Pink is the shit, you fucking fuck!\" He will promptly deny any accused gayness, and curse further. He has a potty mouth.
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