What if like Snappy just got up again and cleaned aisle 7 without going to the hospital after getting crushed by the fateful crates o’ eggs?
Well, this is that story.
Enter Janitor X. A serious guy doing serious deeds, cleaning up the planet, to save the planet, to invent THE cure for cancer, to end global poverty, famine, and strife.
He’s been in, I forget now, 12 wars, survived all of them like water off a duck’s back, but he still wanders aimlessly, because he knows there is always gonna be a stain somewhere here, he just needs to use a blacklight more often for pinpoint accuracy.
Tidbits: He has red eyes because he is serious!