Violent Kei | Characters
Gender: Can you HANDLE IT !?
Created: Prior to recording
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Kei is a girl who became orphaned from her parents' murder at the hands of the Mafia/Yakuza/whichever one I said before, then something happened and she became the Penguin Lord after her sister Violent Mei died EXTREMELY at the hands of Killboy Powerhead. Currently she thrashes about in the name of ASYLUM, Void's yacht club, only for psychos, and with 102.3% less yachts.
Needless to say, Kei is a very outspoken individual. She writes her own rules and breaks them, walks where she likes and swims in other people's pools. She's also deadly in battle (or any other time really), and few know whether or not she's actually human (you could ask, or even call their hotline, but chances are Kei's already forced a wooden spoon into their throats. She's efficient that way).
AND NOW SOME STATISTICS THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT ILLUSTRATE
Age : 15
Height : 5' (with shoes' added height)
Weight : All who have attempted to measure have been flogged.
Sizes : All who have attempted to measure have been flogged.
Blood Type : G...I don't know either.
Likes : Killing, sexy men, killing sexy men
Dislikes : Women w/ big breasts, tall people (unless it's a sexy man...preferably that she can kill)
Fears : Commercials for Herbal Essences
KEI'S ASSETS AND POWERS/ABILITIES/SHEERFORCEOFWILL
The U-Series Void Warpurse was an experimental carrying case developed by Void Luggaging Co. by the orders of Mayor Warsaw. Kei ran over a worker at Void Luggaging Co. carrying this experiment and took this bag from him, later to imprint a picture of the Yellow Monster Hat on the front. With a few days in alchemic experiments, magical incantations and other cliche crap, the bag can now store an infinite amount of items with no logical explaination behind it. She has been seen to pull out steel ladders, kitchen tables, movie posters for 'The Matrix' and Michael Moore from it. Others say it was responsible for the London Bombing, but what do Others know ? For all I know Others probably dropped out of high school ! How can you trust the opinion of someone who can't pass High School Algebra ? CLEARLY Others aren't qualified to say anything without even THAT much merit. Really, what was Others thinking ?
THE SUPREME LEGION OF PENGUINS
As Penguin Lord, Kei commands a legion of penguins. The penguins are simple-minded and perhaps even stupid, but they follow Kei's lead with zeal. The penguins are all armed differently according to task (even though she makes them generally do everything), some donned in armor to be sent into the fires of battle with a Mighty Hammer in hand, some proudly wearing their purple berets, firing into battles with their Mighty Rifles, some dressed in C4 to be dropped into the battlefield to unleash Mighty Suicide, some even dressed neatly in aprons so that they may serve their Mighty Cooking.
THE DECAPITATED HEAD OF VIOLENT MEI
No one knows how, but Mei's head remained perfectly intact after the EXTREME EXPLOSION FINISH of KILLBOY POWERHEAD. For better or for worse, she now accompanies Kei in the Penguin Fortress.
MONOCLE, THE PENGUIN WITH A MONOCLE
Of the numerous drone-like penguins under Violent Kei's command, Monocle (named after his monocle) is the only one that shows signs of intellegence. Monocle was formerly a military-trained Navy "Battle Penguin" and knows several forms of Kung-Fu, but was captured by Mei when her reign extended its hand to the Void City National Security and slapped it in the ass. Before Mei's downfall, Monocle was a personal assistant to Violent Mei, a trusted advisor and a faithful companion to talk to during silent times (he particularly likes talking about a rather 'unique' topic he likes to entitle 'Jello Llama'). Now, under Kei's mighty rule he is able to cameo whenever it is convinient to cover up a panel with details.
KEI'S SUPREME POWER OF DOUBLE BIRTHDAYS
Kei has two birthdays in a year. She was born one month premature and functioning perfectly, but the doctors didn't know what to do so they put her back for another month. Biologically she's actually 14 but she claims to have obtained this power at age 13.
THE YELLOW MONSTER
The Yellow Monster was a supreme figure in Kei's childhood. It was her favorite children's show somewhere between the mafia killing and the Penguin Lord becoming, and she still wears its icon wherever she goes on several pieces of clothing. No one REALLY knows the significance of the Yellow Monster (but you can ask Ayako. She'll tell you she's been eaten by the shoes but she's a zombie. They get eaten by shoes all the time).