Lucky Nothin's Cards

Full Name: Beo Wulf Leroux

Imagine being killed, ground up, then being shaped into your original body. Beautiful.

Outlasting Bruiser Devil's Tooooooth!

One day a dying factory scanned a nearby being in the hopes of surviving among the population thriving around it. Database shows the factory might have succeeded. Keep your distance.

Koosh-Koosh

That creepy doll that's everywhere. The one that stares at you. It probably wants to eat your heart or something. Also maybe full of bugs? It's hard to tell because it's not something anyone wants to be close enough to look at it clearly.

The Great Shmagic of Radtrick!

Snaffle and Loot, Accessories of Crime!

The Madame of Space and Time. She is in charge of weaving the course of history for the known and unknown universe. She is also in charge of removing any... mistakes. Very tall, very quiet and generally stays out of any sort of affair.

Ulrich Soggy is a businessman. He goes to work Sunday through Friday, and has Saturdays off. He works hard and keeps his head down. He wants a promotion, but is willing to wait. He has waited a long time.

Age: 30

TL bot = Totally Lame Robot

Zeke Fitzroy

He's real. And actually venomous.