Radiotard | Characters
Created: July 3, 2007
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Water bears, one of the most durable organisms in the universe. this one was created on accident by a hardcore rocker that spit onto his super-ionized bass guitar during a dangerous riff and from the guitar bloomed little RADIOTARD (who'd been living peacefully in the punk's mouth), fed by the super electro magnetic charges. him and his creator (the one and only metal boy of Nepal, "Supermarket Golgotha") were best buds until RADIOTARD made his explode with some deafening roars of amplified radio waves (Iron Tusk; didn't stand a chance).
finding only one decent way to make a memorial to his creator, he ate him, hoping to one day become worthy of being his creation and absorb his...essence...yea.
RADIOTARD now meanders, eating whatever he can and practicing his creator's bass guitar (but the strings hurt his fingers). he heard of the tournament through a radio station and figured he'd be up for trampling a city (since it seemed to insist). maybe someone there could stand up to his ultra high frequency's. of death.
RADIOTARD only likes children and guys that remind him of his creator, women he could care less about. he constantly absorbs any frequency radio waves and can blast them in different ways. also, being related to caterpillars he has developed paralyzing juices from his back hairs and grows when you add water. he also usually causes active microwaves to explode within miles of his person. back to his origins, living in the rockers mouth (filled with the wonders of bacteria from various drugs and cigarette chemicals) RADIOTARD is full of nasty viruses and diseases. he's also constantly growing and likes to feed off radio waves as well as trash, fumes, anything nasty.