Name: The Universe (know as Fob)
Age: Ageless
Gender: All of it
Height: Hella Big
Sexual Preference: All the things
Occupation: Professional Shit Disturber
The Universe spends all its time interfering with the lives of others. It gets really bored, really easily, and people are it's main entertainment. It doesn't feel guilty about anything, the bastard, and feels generally justified in the shit that it causes. Never takes responsibility for it's actions. On the occasion it does some good, it doesn't really stick around to be thanked. It has the emotional capacity of a three year old.
It can transform into anything, but always made of starshine with white hair, and has pretty much godlike powers. It's favorite power, which it just made up and so that's the rule now, is that it can shoot fire from it's hotpants. Yes.
It feels like there might be a really terrible fart joke on there somewhere...Also, it's skin is starshine, and it hates socks.
Also, it cries sometimes, tears of black.
Also, deathly afraid of cheese.
Pages forthcoming, as soon as I complete my current beyond battle.
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