THAT BUS ISN'T SMILING! IT MEANS BUSINESS! >: I

Well, here goes. It's ok, I guess.

Hiemie the Fishboy

PHYSIOLOGY
1. Sex/Gender: Male
2. Age: 2
3. Height/Weight: 7'3" w/o fin, 8'5" with fin, 400 lbs approx
4. Color of Hair/Eyes/Skin: No hair, Yellow Fin, Green Skin, Unknown eye colors.
5. Posture: Hunched over
6. Appearance: Gigantic Fish Person, lanky arms, smooth body, kind of imposing in size.
7. Defects: Gigantic Fish Person, but for a giant fish person, he's healthy.
8. Heredity: Supposedly he's part Black Bass, it's what he claims, he ain't no whitefish.

SOCIOLOGY

1. Social Class: Was homeless. Won the lottery and invested in all the right places. Now one of the richest beings in existance.
2. Occupation : None. Invests in companies. Never had a job.
3. Education : Not schooled, was born with knowledge. Seems to know quite a bit about pop culture, other educational skills are sort of lacking though.
4. Home Life : Genetically created. No known parents. I guess he technically ran away from his original "Home." Single. Lives in a mansion with many maids and butlers, especially with his favorite butler, Nigga Please, the worlds most polite rapper.
5. Race: Gigantic Cartoon Fish Man (Supposedly part Black Bass...)
6. Religion and/or Nationality: Supposedly Pastafarian. Born in Shock City.
7. Place in Community : Upper level member of Cock Rockers and suprisingly enjoyable member of the upperclass community he lives among.
8. Political affiliations: Now that he's rich, he's a conservative.
9. Amusements/Hobbies : Loves Hip Hop and Classic Rock. Love bothering people. Highly Enjoys food. Is learning how to cook professionally, and actually isn't bad at it. Collects items pertaining to the history of Blackface theater and also is somewhat of a specialist in the subject.
10. Time Period/Era : Modern Era

PSYCHOLOGY

1. Moral Standards: Likes making people laugh. Generally a good guy but isn't beyond severely messing with people. Sometimes steals food. Doesn't like people who take themselves too seriously.
2. Personal Premise/Ambition: To enjoy his life, now that he's doing that, he secretly wants to be one of the world's best cooks.
3. Frustrations: None really, although he isn't fond of being attacked randomly for no reason.
4. Temperament : Silly and Easy Going. A bit unpredictable. Very immature at times.
5. Attitude toward Life : He lives life as it goes. Death has no impact on him. He can't really die.
6. Complexes : Loves food. To the point of stealing it. A bit of a short attention span. Random mood sometimes.
7. Extrovert
8. Abilities : Speaks Standard Aquatic Language and English. He's generally invincible. He'll just reappear after dying, like in a cartoon. Has other cartoon abilities, like Popeye Level strength, summoning props, context sensitive speed, and other fun things.
9. Qualities : Has good taste in food. Unpredictable. Easily Amused.
10. IQ: Doesn't like to show it, but suprisingly above average.
11. Time Period/Era : Modern Era.


Space Person

PHYSIOLOGY
1. Sex/Gender: Male
2. Age: 175 (I'm not joking) but seems to act like someone in his mid 20's.
3. Height/Weight: 4'8"/Variable 85 lbs/variable
4. Color of Hair/Eyes/Skin: Hair is charred black, but never visible. Used to be blonde. Eye color is white glow through "glass" used to be blue. Skin is burnt looking, used to be caucasian.
5. Posture: Very good.
6. Appearance : Looks like a younger person in a space suit. The helmet has a blue glass with 2 glowing eyes and a black stripe down the middle. 2 antennae with red ball tips. Has a zipper down the front of his torso and a WNE Labs logo on the left side of his chest. Purple gloves/hands fusion. Bely is black with WNE Labs logo. Pants have a black stripe down each leg. Appearance vaires otherwise dependant on personal mutation chosen.
7. Defects : Infested with thousands of alien diseases and parasites (Although he had incredible control over them, thus giving him his abilities.), looks like a younger kid although he is much much older. Also, the regenerative parasites he has thought his space suit was his skin, so from the first regeneration forward, the suit became his outer skin.
8. Heredity: Born in America. Unknown heredity otherwise.

SOCIOLOGY

1. Social Class: High Middle (P2 pays well and Centipete always pitches in)
2. Occupation : Bouncer at P2's club. No other jobs besides Junior Astronaut.
3. Education : Quite good. He was educated at many universities in space, and carries a vast knowledge of alien customs, technology, languages, and other fun things about space. Not only that, he was a bit of a child prodigy, which is why he was selected for the Junior Astronaut program in the first place.
4. Home Life : No known relatives (I was gonna make him a long lost son of Guy McManning, but that fell through, and honestly, I want to keep his relatives shrouded in mystery). Single. Lives with roomate and friend Centipete in a house dubbed the Slanty Shanty. It's alot nicer than it sounds. Has been married about 10 times and has had hundreds of children. Who knows if he's looking for another ladyfriend. Addenuim: Currently dating Squid Woman. She MIGHT have gotten knocked up.
5. Race: Caucasian.... and various alien species inside him.
6. Religion and/or Nationality: American. Has followed many Alien Religeons. Has met Cthulhu.
7. Place in Community : Friendly Neighbor. Member of the community watch. Also a member of the White Jackets.
8. Political affiliations: None. Earthling politics are silly.
9. Amusements/Hobbies : Loves books and IDM/electronic and classical music. Forms instruments with his body, and quite a talented musician. Collects Mammies and Sunflower Kitchen items. Likes to clean. Creates organic furnature. Likes Horror Movies and Platformer Video Games.
10. Time Period/Era : Was born around the space race time era. He got lost in space for an indeterminate (Well it isn't that inderterminate now that I listed his age) time period thanks to worm holes and time warps. He mixes up a lot of customs sometimes.

PSYCHOLOGY

1. Moral Standards: Likes to be nice to people. Is very tolerant to annoyance and quite forgiving.
2. Personal Premise/Ambition: Wants to live a normal life and acceptance. Although he realizes this isn't gonna happen, he misses the adventure of  Space.
3. Frustrations: Can be easily annoyed. Hates messy people and jerks, except Centipete. Doesn't like lines even though he's patient.
4. Temperament : Polite, Kind, Patient, although a bit of a pessimist.
5. Attitude toward Life : He sees life as a wonderful mystery with a lot of speedbumps. People are morons, but they'll eventually get what's coming to them.
6. Complexes : Cleans.... alot. Almost obsessively. He mixes up Alien technology, modern technology, and 50's technology. Somewhat too forgiving. Kind of afraid of Hiemie.
7. Introvert
8. Abilities : Can speak ALOT of alien languages. Speaks english. Has a great understanding of alien tech, culture, and other fun things about space. Very talented musician. Oh, and that alien mutations thing too, I guess.
9. Qualities :Thoughtful. Polite. Kind. Calm. An adventurers spirit sometimes.
10. IQ: Quite high.
11. Time Period/Era : Due to his mixed living spaces, his thought process is an odd combonation of 50's thought, space thought, and modern thought. Also, due to his many different marraiges in space, he can be attracted to odd things.

Centipete

PHYSIOLOGY
1. Sex/Gender: Male
2. Age: Mid 20s
3. Height/Weight: 6'3"/Variable  150lbs/Variable
4. Color of Hair/Eyes/Skin: Brown Hair/ White Eyes/ Caucasian
5. Posture: Stands up straight.
6. Appearance : Lanky, tall, lacking a nose. Very messy hair.
7. Defects : No nose. Mutated so that he can duplicate body parts.
8. Heredity: Polish, but no traits visible since expiriment.

SOCIOLOGY

1. Social Class: Middle-high
2. Occupation : High ranking police officer in VCPD. Currently temporary head of VCPD. Has worked odd jobs including Fast-Order Cook, UPS Man, Ad placer for a newspaper, Waiter, and Bartender at Mansylvania.
3. Education : High School. Some college, before being abducted.
4. Home Life: Father is dead. Mother is alive. Single. Lives in home with friend Space Person. Can't seem to find a date.
5. Race: 100% Polish
6. Religion and/or Nationality: No religion. 100% Polish.
7. Place in Community : High Ranking member of VCPD. Annoying neighbor.
8. Political affiliations: No preference. Hates communists though.
9. Amusements/Hobbies : Loves unusual music like Mr. Bungle and Estradasphere. A bit of a Mike Patton fan. Loves Television and movies, especially comedies and horror films. Enjoys Video Games. Loves to sing since his mutation. He has tremendous vocal range as he duplicates his head and alters his vocal chords to make a huge variety of voices. Has a pet tarantula named Gregory Peck. Collects stuff with skulls on it and interesting T-Shirts.
10. Time Period/Era : Born in Poland during Soviet Russia era. Grew up in modern era.

PSYCHOLOGY

1. Moral Standards: Is a bit of a jerk, but tries to do things for the best of people. Secretly a nice guy. He's also a vegetarian. Actually has a sense of justice.
2. Personal Premise/Ambition: Wants to live a normal life, and find a woman.
3. Frustrations: Doesn't like people who don't listen to him. Despises communists. Doesn't like bounty hunters, they should let the police do thier job, well unless that bounty hunter is REALLY CLASSY, then props to them.
4. Temperament : A bit of a cocky jerk. Generally calm about the situation.
5. Attitude toward Life : Enjoys life as he can.
6. Complexes : Hatred of Communism. A vit vain. A bit controlling. Huge Crush on J.j.
7. Extrovert
8. Abilities : A good aim, can sing VERY well, a good police officer. Has a bit of a fighters mind. Speaks Polish and English... oh and that body part multiplication thing too I guess.
9. Qualities : Sometimes has bad judgement. Rude, a bit mean, messy. A bit of a romantic.
10. IQ: Slightly above Average.
11. Time Period/Era: Born in Poland during Soviet Russia era. Raised in Modern era.
 

S.S. Overkill: Some bizzare Battleship owned by the Cock Rockers. It has the capability to also launch jets and planes of all sorts. Randomly seen. It's also hard to find if you're looking for it it seems.

Museum of Artistic Concepts: A bizzare art museum where art concepts are on display. Entering the display puts you in the style. Discordant styles like Cubism are difficult to escape sometimes. The doors look like flat paintings from the exterior.

SHOCK CITY: A freakish neighboring city to Void. It almost makes little to no sense. It is a mile wide and about 100 miles long. It is set up like this so they can have Motorcycle/Monster Truck/ Shark races. The police foces is Vikings on Clydesdales. Every hour on the hour, the clocktower chimes hard rock and a monster truck ramps out of it followed by explosions. The city is totally badass. It's also considered the sibling town of void. Often even mentioning the name of the city can cause a mass wailing of electric guitars followed by some explosion. Usually, if you aren't born or raised in the town, navigation is very difficult.