Boy, these high-stakes scar matches sure put everyone on edge, huh?

No matter. Bottom line, this was an AWESOME FIGHT. You both rocked out and I enjoyed both fights.

The best man is gonna win.

I liked both of these... but I am the least critical of other peoples art... Omg I laughed so hard. I think I fell out of my chair reading\'g jack\'s, the chaoticness of it all worked. And Fel\'s was so pretty, and I filled in the blanks with well anything...
As for the scars... I was somewhere between my side splitting and mortal fear when white P2 came onto the scene. And the toungue... omg Cog w/ no tongue, I laughed and pointed.

I wish you both much luck.

Cog-I love the ammount of detail you used in each panel! I would have liked to have seen a little extra care taken into the cleaning of your pages. I caught pencil lines in a lot of areas which sometimes made it hard to read the text. Maybe some messing with the brightness and contrast in Photoshop could have made the blacks darker and eliminated the pencil lines.

Felony-I\'ve seen your stuff before even though I haven\'t been on the site for long. Your quality and coloring has come a long way. You\'re getting closer to having a professional comic looking coloring. Some of the further away shots could have used a little more love and care, but your closeups are very strong.

When I was hearing this term \"DBZ-ish\" floating around, I was thinking I\'d at least see P2\'s sweet-ass second form on this go round.  But hmm...he didn\'t even go that far, which surprised me, so what the heck was all that complaining about?  Is it just that time of the month?

Ehh, whatever.  As far as real crits go, there\'ve been some good ones said, so I don\'t got much to add there.  Fel, it would be cool to see you step back in some later entries and push your line work some more.  I wasn\'t able to comment on your last fight, but I do think you were starting on some cool stylistic choices on some of those pages that I\'d like to see you revisit.

Wolfboy, you\'re coming along yourself.  I think your entry could have used some more direction storywise, but your lines have some good potential going.  I think it might be worth your while to either think about working rougher, or working tighter, as the middle ground seems to have you holding back to one way or the other.  Sorry to say that despite its cleverness, I do hold a biased viewpoint towards your scar.  Void\'s got a lot of white faces already, and I\'m not to keen on seeing one of its most prominent black ones get switched up, but that\'s just how I am.  It could make for some interesting stories though, and we\'ll let the votes be the true deciding factor.  A scar match should be honored for its nature, and knowing that you two agreed to the terms makes it clear that the resulting winner is the deserving one.


Anyway, all of you should go to Steak n\' Shake and have a nice peanut butter and banana milkshake.  I think that would chill everybody out.

Good luck to the combatants!

Man, You two did quite a good job on this, but I\'m going to have to go with P2 on this one. The other guy seemed like he was a little rushed, and tried to hard tat the end of it. P2 Good job man.

100 votes, 50% to 50%? that\'s like....70 votes per fighter!!

100 VOTES MUHFUCKAS! HELLS YEAH!

a decision between turning p2 white or having cog basically lose his powers of convinciveness (is that a word). Cog was pretty good when you hit the last 4 pages or so, but the whole adding other people\'s characters kinda confused me, although it was funny. P2 was okay but it felt kinda like I came halfway into the story. The action in p2\'s was fucking intense!!! The last panel didn\'t really hit me too well. A really good battle. Cannot wait to see who wins this scar match.

Jesus Christ, Fel, such a \'copper mouth\' thou art. Are you hanging out with Rtv! again? I told you he is terrible influence. But yet he remains sexy so i understand. I can\'t quite figure out if he insults me or gives me a compliment. -_-

Fel i will comment on your fight later. The improvements though, good god you punk, your a quick learner. The first three pages contain some elements i was waiting for!
I haven\'t read much of the shit comments or what not. But don\'t let it bother your black ass. Your black ass is here to kick ass till they shit skittles, now that\'s a lot of colour.

I am not a religious man, but i attempt practicing prayer hoping you will put in more for our fight. For i shall not have mercy. (but i want a two millenia deadline. 2 days ain\'t gonna cut it like my CM fight)

I\'ll get back to this later. I have yet to reread and vote FAIRLY.
Go guys go!

anybody notice the fight has over 90 votes!!!!! that should be like a void record or something. despite of all the controversy with all the comments and crits these dudes are rackin up on points right now.... so at no one can\'t say that this fight didn\'t grab anyone\'s attention. U GUYS FREAKIN ROCK!!!!!!........ oh and aaahhh Fel ..... don\'t know if u go tmy message but ah, hows\' about we headline VOID TIMES with a P2 vs. Kid fight....

Again, my apologies, but I was pretty pissed at the time.  Pointing out a work\'s flaws is just as viable a way of criticism, if NOT as effective, as pointing out flaws and handing out suggestions at the same time.  A person may not be an expert on a thing, but they can definitely be an expert in telling you what they don\'t like about it, because those are the reasons that become more strongly defined as they analyze and understand it.

Annonymooo, I in no way said other ppls opinions doesn\'t matter- NOR GAVE A SENSE OF ME HOLDING SENIORITY OVER YOU.
 
 I merely pointed out they were Rookie lvl comments with no real critique to them. There was NOTHING GOOD said about the comics. The crit was OVERALL SHITTY. Instead of using that DBZ excuse crap- use \"clinche\".

I don\'t care if you can draw or not- one thing I dislike is when ppl compare your shit to somethin else. Especially when no one has ever compared Felony\'s work to DBZ before. Until Felony has Huge Super Saiyans and spiky glowing hair and a whole comic where men sit and go \"UUUUUUNHGHHHHH\"- THEN say it reminds you of something else.

NEXT TIME, say the good and the bad- and don\'t make your crit so \"CLINCHE\".
Or else I WILL treat you as a newb to void.

\"What are you on\"-  Polite way of saying it, eh?

kure: thats already the plan

dive: then i apologize for taking ur comment the wrong way

Okay, I know I said Fel\'s comic gave Cog a cruel scar, but when did I say cruelty should not be used in a comic?  All I meant was that thinking about having my tongue ripped out made me wince.  So the comic made me react empathetically, and I pretty sure that\'s a good thing.  I somewhat expect cruelty in scar and death matches, so I didn\'t penalize Fel based on the scar he chose.

Not a crit but an idea for felle. People have been commenting on your line art and what not so maybe you should do like mamoru did, take it back to black and white and show people you dont need colours to make the battle look awesome.

ok at first i wasn\'t gonna get in this seeing how i know where cog stood on this..he talked to me directly....so me and him are on the same page.

But yall are on some bullshit(not all of yall).Most of the people the posted a comment..this was the first time ya even gave a detail crit....but i\'m sorry yall can kiss my ass saying my scar was cruel...especially when JACK REQUESTED IT. He thought the scar i had would really ruin his character and offered cutting his tongue instead.
so unwedge the sticks from ya ass and play ya assophone somewhere else with that cruel shit.
This is a scar match , he told me wat he was gonna do....no i didn\'t approve of then either but lol its  SCAR MATCH.Am i dissapointed in how this went down? yes i was expecting alot more from how he hyped it up.
its been pointed that his seemed random and whatnot,and mines always seems hella random.
No secret i don\'t do the best dialouge ...i never fight none of yall on this subject.Usually i just give a damn about line art and colors.....if those aren\'t there to me...then it might as well be a plain text book(in my opinon)
So do i feel telling me my stuff looks like an anime is gonna help me work around a problem.......umm NO.
especially when its the same people that comment on other fights that have more then obvious mimicing going on and ya say nothing but nice job or thats tight.
Did i find cog\'s fight funny...yes...did i find his fight to be racisit here and there...yes he told me in advance that it would be...i can\'t do nothing bout that,gave that fight up once i seen nigga become an trendy word in void comics seeing how its being said by everyone CEPT the black artist.
despite all this i\'m still taking my loosing as is,jack thought his racy jokes would get him banned....i told him it would get him praised and thats exactly what it is.



all this extra bullshit ain\'t needed and damn sure won\'t be tooken serious in my eyes, zato and lune prolly game the most indepth  crit out of all of yall.
Matter of fact zato\'s comment was the only one that gave suggestion of something to realisitcally work on
thats a fucking comment....not that\"looks like this.....and boy do i hate that\"
so no zato...ur nostrils are safe in my eyes

I thought this was a pretty cool battle. fel\'s held together easier on the eyes due to the color for me and the story wasnt as bad as everyone is makin it out to be. cogs was cool cus i like random funny. i dont see how cog could really get in trouble tho in a city where a majority of the people in it are white or green or any other color but brown. bottom line i didnt like the fact that i had to stop countless times to try and re read cog\'s cus it was so damn slop at times. nice work tho and u get kudos for doin that many pgs.

as far as people not liking what fel did to the guy...so fuckin what. i got turned into a fuckin gorrilla and noone seemed to have a problem with that. yeah cog  wont have to worry about writting as much and his guy will walk with a limp for a lil while but he\'ll be ok. id say this one was close but im leanin a lil more towards fell on this one.

ok p2s battle may have been action comicsish, but hey thats a valid genre, i dont think he pulled it off that well as far as storytelling and pacing writing or whatever, but it was it is, a fight between two dudes.

Wolf boys art looked a bit tighter than some of his other stuff, and it had an interesting scar, but it was just as empty as p2s writing wise. The place he was trying to get to was ok, but how he got there, and most of what lead up to it was a mystery. Generally a rule of thumb is in sequentials is there should never be a time the reader cant tell what is going on. i dunno what was happening with his jacket and a number of other things till the end. Even in humor, your story telling should be clear, maybe your script was just a bit all over the place but i really dont understand most of what happened in teh beginning, i could try to read it again and piece it together, but thats kinda not the point of comic book.
in spite of my comments neither of these was really that bad, just lettin yall knwo what i think ya could improve on. good luck to teh winner

Y\'know, I rewrote this comment like four times trying to figure out a polite way to say this, but I can\'t really think of any other way to put it: Lune, what are you on?  Seniority on Void does not equal validity of opinion.  Yeah, you may draw better than me, but that DOES NOT by any measure mean that I can or cannot tell a creator what I like and dislike in a comic, or any literary work for that matter, and NOT have it be just as valid as any other person\'s comments, no matter how long they\'ve been on Void, or whether they participate in the battles or not.

God, that felt good.  Now to get to what I actually wanted to say:

Fel\'s comic disappointed me.  It was heavy on the visual style and the (un?)intentional homages--I caught moments from Naruto (Sasuke\'s piledriver), s-CRY-ed (\"Is that P2 fighting?\"), and the oft-mentioned Dragonball Z, but that was not enough to keep me interested.  It was not enough to keep me caring about what was going on, because it was obvious that P2 was going to inexplicably go berserk, unleash a generic store of multipurpose \"power\" and one-sidedly dominate Cog.  In a word, it\'s trite.  It\'s not something I care about while reading, nor is it written well enough that I\'ll want to go back and read it again.  Art is there for instant gratification--to stun you in the now and keep your eye glued to the page (or screen in this case).  But strong writing will keep people coming back for more, and will make them actually give a damn about what\'s going on.  Find what you like to read, Fel.  Find what you like in that and see what\'s done right and wrong in it, then apply that style to your own.  Since you seem to like the classic good-vs.-evil brawls that are more about \"the hero is awesome all the time\" and less about smarts, I\'d suggest reading some of Howard\'s original Conan stories--Conan the Cimmerian is a hero who the reader automatically accepts as someone who\'s going to get out of a bad situation relatively unscathed and NOT have it feel hackneyed and overused, because we as readers understand that Conan DOES the fucking, he does not get fucked.  I do not get that feel from P2 at all, which makes me less able to actually accept it when it does happen.  You\'re gonna kill me for this, but P2 is LL Cool J, not Samuel L.  Likeable yes--but do I have that shock-and-awe feeling?  Not really.

Jack, what can I say that hasn\'t been said before?  Not-as-strong art, obviously, but I feel that your comic, while oddly paced, delivered a solid and quirky read that I absolutely did not mind reading over again.  A good example to compare work like this to is the webcomic Order of the Stick.  While Order of the Stick is obviously designed for a niche audience, the writing holds up a ridiculously large fanbase, considering that the art for the comic is 100% STICK FIGURES.  Mind you, Jack, your art is leaps and bounds above that, as it clearly demonstrates what\'s going on, although it does get more or less disregarded due to its not-as-developed nature.  Your scar to me was more interesting and not as character-destroying--we\'ll get two months of \"ha ha, P2 is white now\" jokes before Fel can figure out a way to plausibly retcon it and get P2 back to his old self again.

Fel gets an obvious higher vote in Quality, but Jack dominated Creativity and Entertainment for me, thus giving him my vote.  On a final note, nothing personal, Lune, but what you said DID piss me off, as you could\'ve said it in a much less inflammatory way.

I\'m gonna put my neck out and be deadly honest. DEADLY honest. That means anyone who feels they must shoot me in the nostril may do so. DEADLY honest.

Fel, I have a dreadful feeling that you\'re losing your touch. I don\'t mean your art or anything, that\'s as strong as ever. But your storytelling, it\'s become kind of bland. I can see what\'s on the plate for you as far as this comic goes; you had some buildup towards the \'showdown\' with emphasized exposition on the opponent before taking the fight into P2\'s direction, but somehow I feel it didn\'t deliver as well. I can appreciate a \'fight for the sake of fighting\', that\'s all fine in my book. I just don\'t feel that this comic did it for me. I think what this fight lacked that your better fights  had (Armageddon, 4-way) was *character*, something which Wolfboy seems to have in spades. I can see the effort to give Cog this non-chalant, business-like attitude towards what he does in your comic, but it just didn\'t seem to make it over the fence. Not only that, but it seems you\'ve been getting kinda reckless in introducing/reintroducing story elements into P2\'s story; they only seem to come up whenever they\'re convinient, and therefore it feels kinda forced, especially when the next comic doesn\'t really elaborate much on anything.

Going to a completely different point, I think your lineart could use some strengthening. Granted, your quality is excellent, but 80% of that quality comes from your colors. While this isn\'t necessarily a bad thing (your colors are quite excellent), if you took away the colors I may very well have voted your quality at the same level as Wolfboy\'s, if not only a tad higher.

All in all, I really think you need to be careful with your writing and storytelling. It\'s great that you\'re pushing your art constantly, but I think it\'s time to take a step back and buff up your pacing and writing.

Wolfboy, I will say this now. Your art in this comic does not compete with Fel\'s Does not. Not even close. Line quality always seems to look shaky, hand-text (while appreciable) looks sloppily done, and the paneling sometimes feels rushed.

Now I will say something else. What I find consistent in your comics is CHARACTER, and I think that is what makes Cog comics so enjoyable to read, because I enjoy how you play out Cog. Your dialogue choices are simply remarkable. Bravo. However, there were some story direction choices that leave a bad taste in my mouth. The segment with Hotdog Dan, Phill and Shaytan kinda cut EXHUBERANTLY deep into the pacing and threw me off for maybe three whole pages. Then there\'s the bit about P2 bursting out of a dumpster out of random, but that didn\'t seem to bother me as much (don\'t worry, I am immune to racist jokes. I chuckled, really I did). I understand the direction you\'re taking with your portrayal of Void City, that it\'s a random, whismically wacky town with random happenings concerning its citizens, but sometimes you have to respect what your opponent brings to the table and do justice to their character as well. I personally would like to see you write out another artist\'s character with the same kind of keen execution you do with Cog (Cog vs Whoa was kinda there, actually).

And here\'s where I get shot in the nostril. I gave my vote to Cog. I just felt that the character came out more in his comic than it did in Fel\'s. Sorry broham, but I guess this means it\'s time to step it up. Good work both of you.

Cog, Story wise- it was alright. Your humor- very...odd and random. I\'m not entirely a fan of your work though. It\'s so sloppy! I will say that the church scene was nice. Overall, I think you should have based the story more on P2 and Fel- rather then events going on around void.

Fel- I adore you- and this isnt me playing favorites either- but DESPITE WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING- your story was alright. You keep true to that whole \"Theres not a lot of real fighting in void\" shit. I already told you- but the text coulda been better. The story coulda used more UMF as well.

NOW- to you kids talkin these nonsense crits. Obviously you have not been around void long enough- because you put this \"DBZ\" bullshit into your comments.  As for P2 ruining Cog\'s character- you know what? He\'d ruin his as well. thats what a scar match is KIDDIES.
They both even agreed to it.

Setting aside these lame ass comments- nice work to the both of you. Perhaps next time there wont be such lame ass retards making votes and comments.

Please.

Do see my rant.

Because OH how I have ranted now that I can see the comments.

Oh-snap, this looks close: 49.8 vs 50.2.

WOW, this was NOT how I thought it would turn out...

wolfboy- FFFFFFreakin\' HILARIOUS!!!!! turnig p2 into a white guy, pure genious.... though one major prob i had with ur comic is that there  is so much stuff crammed and cluttered on each page that it made it alittle confusing read, but considering 10 pages is the most u can turn in for a battle it was kinda understandable

Fel- love the photoshop a usual it did get a little DBZ-ish when p2 went all super saiyan and beat the snot out of Cog, but i still think it was sweet the way u layed it out.... and as far as the scar....... GENIOUS!!!!! MWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! what better way to leave ur enemy in a scar match than a mute, guess cog and his girl won\'t be doin any french kissin any time soon...lol

but all in all, i\'d through the quality and entertainment vote to fel and  just alittle more ups to wolfboy on creativity and entertainment

Fel, I\'m giving the win to Jack because even though your art is cleaner, I hate that DBZ shit.

JACK YOUR ENDING WAS AWESOME

damn cogs was halarious

hmm seems odd that people cant seem to view both comics as rather good. all of you keep overlooking the good points of both comics and keep bashing people for what has been pointed out before.

wolfboy- your story was strong i liked how u tryed to put a [semi]real life event into the story. though i did get confused to why p2 attacked you out of the blue. though it does not really matter. the scar was also quite genious good work

p2- some of your better artwork, i have not really read to far back into your past comics to see how much you have improved but i did enjoy reading it and it flowed well. the text my have not been the best, but it is possable to understand at first glance. i really enjoyed reading it

it just seems that people intend to nit-pick these two comics this time i just though id state how i liked both and hope to see both fight again no matter the outcome

This is gonna sound bad but I couldn\'t find a single redeeming aspect of FeLoNy\'s comic.

The entire fight had no build-up or story, it simply was. It killed my enthusiasm right from the beginning because I had no idea why Cog was killing cops. Pretty high profile for an assassin. Past that his motives for deciding to kill P2 in such a manner where all but unexplained.

I was actually impressed that you handled Cog\'s finger gun in such a realistic manner considering the attack in itself is a loophole past just about any defense someone could conjure. Then you killed it when you or RTV, I\'m not sure which, broke his seal on your power. Though I don\'t remember Cog even putting one in place the manner in which he could do so is certainly limited and however he did it doesn\'t seem like it should even be possible. If he told you you had no powers then that would become the inescapable truth. Past that, what the hell was the orb supposed to be?

After being thrown in the thick of things the fight seemed to go the way of DBZ pretty quickly. You just powered up and took him out. Not very exciting. I would\'ve given you props for finding a creative employment of your power after basically using it to superpunch everything all the time but then you pulled a Naruto with the Sasuke drop.

Then to top it off you pretty much gave him a character-ruining scar. Gotta say I\'m not a fan of that fad and all and hope it ends rather than everyone trying to 1-up each other. If you wanted to take him out why not just challenge him to a deathmatch? More points.

PS: Gotta agree about the text. Would it really be so hard to write it out in Word first? Or at least punctuate? Your dialogue isn\'t all that bad and it really ruins the experience for me having to work my mind around your creative use of the English language.

---

Jack, I\'m not sure what to say. Your comic was pretty chaotic. I liked the lead up but stuff got crazy there in the middle with the references. Still, you managed to pull it together into something cogent pretty well. Your cynical world view of Void allowed me to accept P2\'s reason for starting the fight.

Normally I kinda feel robbed when I see a total domination of the likes which you pulled but I don\'t really feel bad about that one. Maybe because of your characters reason or the led pipe involved. At least you did it realistically by hitting him in the back and making sure the most he was capable of was twitching before you stopped. The panel transition got a little confusing at that point, likely for lack of panels, but I think I understand pretty well what happened and liked it.

Props for bringing in a character like Shaytan to pull of something like smacking the black off a person rather than doing it yourself.

My vote goes to Cog.

Wolfboy - very entertaining.  Good story, excellent laughs, good scar.  Your art was rough, you should have shaded the entire thing, but you slacked - I think the story makes up for it though.

Felonly - Your art was good this time (still a bit weak on backgrounds, but so is everybody).  You had an excellent choice for a scar, and the underlying story was good - but you built it up and carried it out in a very dissapointing manner, it\'s like the finnished product doesn\'t do your idea justice.  I couldn\'t help but feel like you could have taken this further -  he tears (actually not even tears, your dialogue even lacks any description of how it was done - simply using the word \"removed\") cog\'s tongue out (for the love of pie) but it just happens - the scar - the most important part of the scar match, and it seems like it was just patched in as an afterthought.  I could rant about this for a few paragraphs, but I\'d just bore you to death and sound like a pedant ass.

hehe i didn\'t think the scar was that cruel...i was originally gonna have that slam break his spine and have him in a wheel chair like stephen hawkins....BUT that seemed brutal to me...and plus me and jack talked out scars before hand....a white p2...now THATS brutal lol

Lune gave me the heads up on the text but had no time for fixing and wasn\'t planning to either HA!
wei lol if i know u was gonna have to merge my pages together just cuz of the thumbs then i wouldn\'t of put ya thru that .....hehe my bad

now jack...jack jack LOL ok at first i was waiting for p2 to actually come out ,which took some time in my opinon but once he did ...U MADE UP FOR IT. The phil part had me rolling...and the p2 loosing grasp of his blackness....i don\'t know if dae will stay with him if he has some shrinkage going on

Hmmm… Interesting match up for a scar fight.

Jack: The longer the comic went, the more I saw the quality taking a dive downward.  But it did have hilarious scar result.

Fel: Awesome quality and great writing.  The scar was kind of cruel, but Void City probably has cybernetic replacements for all lost body parts if Cog doesn\'t want to rely on dry erase for communication for the rest of his life.

It may have been good if it wasn\'t typed out so retarded.  Felle... start using spell check or something.  Some of the grammar and spelling in this made me sad.  Also carryin-
g over words is stupid.  The art was pretty good, but god damn.  I liked your last battle more.

And Jack.  You should really get photoshop or something.  You\'re work would be so much better if it was cleaned up.  It wouldn\'t make your girls any less ugly, but it\'d be a \"nicer\" overall product.

Jack should be winning.  Fanboys, ahoy!
 

I already told Jack how awesome I think his fight is.

Fel! Even though I really don\'t want you to win, you rocked ass on this fight. As usual, your colors are your strong point. Your art is sharp, clean, and full of great dynamic shots. I wish you had made the panel with the broken glasses and fist (you know the one) a lot bigger, because eye candy like that deserves to be wallpaper-sized. I had no idea what was going on that actually STARTED this fight, so I marked you down some for creativity. I was also put-off by a business-as-usual fight from you, so entertainment took a blow as well. I\'d really like to see something from you that isn\'t two people just beating the crap out of each other.

That scar, though... brutal.

HO SHIT MAN! THAT WAS RADCELLENT! I\'m fucking scared now...dammit...the writing was some of the best I\'ve seen from you and that\'s by far some of the best writing Cog\'s gotten yet. Nice work!


That tongue was...icky...haha

no extensions on scar matches....P2 just buggered things up....so Toast has to fix

Jack said there were no extensions.

Yeah, did someone get an extension cause like..I\'m peeing my pants.

I am LITERALLY DYING waiting for this fight.

Please, people! SAVE MY LIFE.

Did anybody get an extension? :c

I WANT MY FIGHT. WAH WAH WAH. I\'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH TIL IT GOES UP! :}{

*tears hair out* Go jack! I know you can do it.

Felony, Rock them pages yo!

Fully inked, fully scanned, fully submitted, fully awesome.

PREPARE YOUR ARSE FOR VICIOUS ENTRY FELLE!

DO IT FOR YOUR SNOW BUNNY, FEL!

gotta admit, reeeeaaallly didn\'t see this one comin\'.....Jack u betta bring it hard cause fel\'s definitely gonna do just the same...

oh, jack.. what have you gotten yourself into?
you better have some aces up your sleeves if you wanna get out on top of this one.

and fel, I\'ll be looking forward to see how you plan to top yourself once again.


all that aside though, this battle is gonna be a good read~

This is funny cos it\'s like.. Cog, cock, P2, pee to..
Cock to pee!
I have a cock to pee with!

Fel,...take P2 to his maximum man.  Show him how a Void Vet  brings their battle. \"16 in the clip and 1 in the whole,...Felony is about explode...\" REGULATE HOMIE!

Ahaha, this is the best trashtalk since my battle with Jack, oh so many moons ago!

And Fel, I\'d like to fight you : D But I would really hate to have to resort to racism to get to : ( But if that\'s what you want....

It\'ll seem more important in hindsight. : )

yawnnnnnnnnnnn....o wait....was u saying something important

I don\'t think you\'re going to want a next. : )

Trust me. : )

Awwwww yeah!
*swig*

congrtaz u just signed up to be next

(insert racist joke here)

: )

all the way to the hospital HA

Hazard Theatre is with you all the way, Jack - hooooooo!

Handle this cat Fel.  Make it quick and painful.

-____- Show him whatsfor Fel!

Still won\'t be enough PUNK! Imma whup your ass. : )

well in that case i\'ll take it up a notch

Fel, show me what you\'ve learned goddammit!

Neither one of these guys know what they\'re dealing with - UH OHS!

neither do u buddy....neither do u

UH OH PISSKETTIOS!

You don\'t know what you\'re about to get hit with. : )

.....SHITE!

OH LAWDY LAWDY, Is dis sum Scar match? Take em on Jack Hazard Theater style!

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!

C\'mon, Jack! REP THE THEATER, MAN!

Oh snap