El Squido | Characters
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RACE: genetically altered squid, fused with mariachi genes
DISTINGUISHING TRAITS: multiple tentacles, pink stripes, clad in the latest technologically superior mariachi-wear, pepper charm
WEAPON OF CHOICE: el squido comes equipped with a hybrid trout guitar/sword. tuned to standard drop d tuning and toting a precision sharp blade, the trout sword/guitar is a match for any weapon in VOIDcity. watch out for that mouth too
BACKGROUND INFO: the product of years of research, by JAMES WARSAW II's company WARSAWCO, into the creation of the ULTIMATE SQUID WARRIOR.
EL SQUIDO began life in a test tube, half SQUID half MARIACHI, getting prodded by sharp sticks and being taunted daily. this has toughened him into the most dangerous of the dangerous. armed with the mighty TROUT SWORD/GUITAR, EL SQUIDO has been unleashed upon the SPEED DEATHMATCH TOURNEY, by his master JAMES, to eliminate the new wave of VOID FIGHTERS.
though a mariachi by birth, for some reason (probably JAMES), EL SQUIDO speaks with a british accent, but sometimes alternates to a spanish accent. he has also been known to use an arsenal of OCEAN PUNS. his powers remain cloaked in a.....cloak of mystery, though it is rumored that he is able to summon a mighty CHEDDAR WHALE in dire situations.
EL SQUIDO is hardened on the outside, but inside beats a sensitive heart. when not CRUSHING HIS OPPONENTS INTO OBLIVION, he likes strumming out salsa love sonnets, and shedding single tears.