Gender: male  Height: 2m  Created: January 19th, 2010

Quality  7.8 Creativity  8.1 Entertainment  7.9

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It all started in the shinny happy town of Absurd Town, where Mosquito, the communist, his wife Cupcake, the bear, and his little brother Bear, the bear, lived shinny and happy. Ever since their marriage, Bear kept pestering Mosquito that he and Cupcake should go on a honey moon. However, things weren’t quite as shiny and happy as the first few words of this bio made you think: Mosquito, despite being the town mayor, did not have enough money for a honeymoon, so he decided to have his honeymoon with Cupcake to be a picknick on the train tracks, where, in a shinny and happy but fatidical day, the unimagineable happened: they were hit by a train and were dragged to Void City.

Several shiny happy days later, Bear noticed that, while Mosquito loved Cupcake very much, it were already too many days since they left and, not only he missed his role model, hero and brother, but Absurd Town also needed him: due to its mayor absence, it went from a shinny happy town to a less shinny and less happy town. Fearing for the worse, Bear, despite being young and defenseless (though he is the current champion of the Universal Wrestling Federation), decided to leave on a dangerous journey to find Mosquito...however, before he could start it, he was also hit by a train (their house also happened to be on train tracks) and also dragged to Void, where at the train garage he met Cupcake and Mosquito, who he thought to be dead, despite the fact that Mosquito was alive and talking to Bear, so Bear swore vengeance on all trains and that not shinny nor happy city called Void.

After many months, Bear finally noticed that Mosquito was alive and well, though he had lost his leg/arm/head/eye/whatever due to the accident, Cupcake was also injuried by the crash, though her condition was far better as she only lost her arm/leg/head/eye/whatever. Seeing this, the trio decided it was time for Mosquito and Cupcake to get corrective surgery to replace their arms/legs/heads/eyes/whatever, or so they thought...despite Mosquito having a near-limitless amount of money for being the mayor, his immense fortune consisted in bottlecaps, Absurd Town’s currency, which were worth squat in the menacing Void.

Feeling that it was all his fault, as it was him who told Mosquito that he should’ve run for mayor, Bear was desperate for a way to fix his brother and sister-in-law, that was when he saw a flier for the Speed of Death Tournament tournament and saw this as a sign from the heavens as he fit the basic qualification for the tournament perfectly: he had a close familly member die speedly (despite Mosquito still being alive) and thus...he joined!