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Hugo vs. Marlin
Bio:
Marlin the swamp monster human hybrid thing.
As we’ve all seen in the movies, the giant swamp beast kidnaps a hot lady from the nearby town. One of them kept his lady all night, and Marlin is what resulted. Marlin was dumped at his dad’s swamp and was raised by the local group of frogs (with visits from daddy during the holidays) until he was too big to feed. Then they kicked his ass out and into Void. After a while of scrounging around, he met Pinn and moved into her bathroom. He lives in the tub and hides his manly teen magazines under the sink.
Marlin’s got suction cups on his fingers and toes so he can basically climb up walls and stuff. He can’t do much else other than beat people up and impersonate a furry. He also likes to eat small animals. His dream is to finally get to eat Jackpot.
Marlin has a “fuck you” attitude. He won’t take any bull shnoot and he looooooves complaining. He's very insecure about himself. He has an unbridled hatred for Robert. Don’t ask. He’ll just call him a bitch.
Jackpot is a corgi, by the way.
His eyes glow yellow in the dark apparently too.
BATTLE LOG. SINCE HE'S GOTTA HAVE A BATTLE LOG
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HUGO BATTLE
Marlin woke up again, but not until after a horrifying barage of chase scenes involving porn music. He didn't sleep for a while after that. Also, he's incredibly defensive about his sexuality now. "WHAT. I'M NOT GAY. WHO TOLD YOU THAT"
JJ BONDAGE (see Bad Apple vs GVSR)
Yes that did happen. It was an official Loner's Club meeting. Marlin left after the car went through the house wondering why he joined that club if thats what their meetings are like.