Last seen: February 14, 2010 in
The Flying Brick vs. Dipuc
Bio:
He strikes when nobody expects it. Whether they be sipping coffee, walking down the street, or shopping for milk. All his targets ever experience is a straight brick to the face. If that doesn't work, he's very comfortable with simply stabbing you in the back. Nobody knows how he does it though, because every time he's seen he's simply a brick with an eyepatch that just sits there. Most assume that somebody from somewhere threw a brick at them, but nobody ever sees who threw it. Rest assured, when given a job the Flying Brick will see it through with lethal efficiency.
Note: The Flying Brick never talks or moves when seen. He can be thrown in someone's face or just be standing on a curb, but stuff DOES happen. Just imagine him as that pile of cash from the Geico commercials who's never seen walking or talking, but is somehow capable of doing stuff.