Profile of Jane Blonde :: EnterVOID.com

Status: Available

Sex: Female
Height: 5 foot 7 and-a-half
Created: May 29, 2009

Design Sheet

Introduction Story:
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Last seen: February 14, 2010 in Jane Blonde vs. Tony Faraday

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Bio:
<Agent Report_JB001; Approved by Commander_Kamanda>

ALIAS: Jane Blonde
BIRTH NAME: <Classified>
AFFILIATION: The Global Secret Government, a.k.a. “The United Nations”

FIELD RECORD <assessed by Commander_Kamanda>:
“Agent Blonde is one of the Secret Government’s most successful field agents. Though initial test scores from Training Camp proved somewhat unimpressive, Blonde has shown great prowess in the field. While most agents become preoccupied by tactics and “mission parameters”, Blonde’s true gift is improvisation—she uses any skills or devices available to complete her task. This often leads to blown covers, casualties on all sides, massive property damage, and hurt feelings, but Agent Blonde has a knack for getting the job done.”

PHYSICAL PROFILE <assessed by Doctor_Rigor>:
“Subject maintains above-average physical condition for a woman in her mid-twenties. No major medical conditions or impairments. No discernable physical marks. Subject has an ass that won’t quit and jugs that <THIS SEGMENT OF ASSESSMENT REMOVED FOR REVISION - "This is your final warning about this, Rigor!" - Kamanda>”

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE <assessed by Doctor_Medulla>:
“Jane hasn’t been diagnosed with any serious chronic psychological disorders. One might assume that, with her family history, some syndrome or other would surface. This has not been the case thus far. As for potentially disruptive personality quirks, one could say there are a few. Her mercurial nature—her reckless streak—is both her greatest strength and most obvious flaw, in my opinion. While her actions may yield results, and Kamanda approves of that sort of moral irresponsibility, as a professional I cannot condone such behavior.”

NOTABLE ACTIVITIES <monitored by Global Secret Satellite>
Some point in the past – Met and befriended Darius Corry while in training
Late May 09 – Arrived in Void City, assigned to assist local operations. Accompanied by Agent Rachel Red.
Late June 09 – Crossed paths with the Orphanage’s demonic Agent Koba on an intelligence mission. Survived an explosion set by Koba, but crucial intel was lost. STRIKE ONE.
Early August 09 – Accompanied by Agent Red, attempted to apprehend (dead or alive) outlaw wolf Beethoven and his human accomplice, Aesimi. Willingly allowed suspects to escape. STRIKE TWO.
Mid-August 09 – Traced Void’s steady supply of illegal weapons to General Misconduct, proprietor of the Burlesque Boudoir. Pursued the suspect, who ultimately escaped. STRIKE THREE.
Late August 09 – Relieved of duty as an agent of the Global Secret Government. Attained a part-time job at Misconduct’s Burlesque Boudoir.
Early September 09 – Met and befriended Void's resident storyteller, Mr. Tofu
Late September 09 – Crossed paths with Darius Corry once more...

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